The Breakfast of Champions

We get these groups of guys that come in all the time, all wearing the exact same outfits. I dunno if it’s like a a male sadie hawkins thing or what, but these dudes are head to toe fitted alike, capping it all off with identical Vans. I gotta know what the deal is. Do they all call eachother and plan this each morning? Some bff status or something? Please, fill me in on this.

I absolutely do approve the post below, just for the record. I’d eat every one of those.

This guy has been homeless since the time I was in high school even before(2000)…Some call him Chuck or “le gars avec un bras”(The dude with one arm) He goes through winter sometimes with no shirt just for the heck of it. Its not funny but he really does it and our winter is like hell here, -20 degrees. He is somewhat crazy because he always tells girl bystanders that he wants to lick their pussy or rant on random shit. One thing is that he always has a fresh pair of socks on him…He’s a lurker…

It’s expensive to look like an asshole these days.

While this was purely coincidental, it pretty much sums up my year. I don’t want to talk about “this economy”, I don’t want to hear about this one club you’re promoting, I don’t want to know about that girl you really aren’t good enough for anyway and how much you miss her. I just wanna go home and watch Intervention and eat jalapeno poppers. If you see me and I seem uninterested in what you say, it’s not because I don’t like you, it’s just because I’m not listening.

Get your bacon explosion on, immediately.

Tightly wrapped strips of thick bacon completely blanketing spicy sausage (no lance bass).

You wont be sorry for long.

yea guy

dude, i’m wearing the same shirt as you! look up^

i don’t use this often, but FAIL.

-G Sin