What in the world is Mcdonalds thinking? The number 1 fast food joint where people get fat is now trying to kill people. Mind you I got some for myself to share, but I cant imagine eating this alone. Yes, you get 50 pieces for 10 bucks. Thats right $10 usd. Get some and die…
Whats better then having late night bubble tea in chinatown? Your waiter doing backflips and showing off his acrobat skills. Ethan was his name a buff chinese dude driving a Lexus. I was stunned to see him doing his thang (No homo). I almost gagged on my black boba balls in laughter…
Lurking around town I stumbled upon a pizza eating contest. It was a 10 pound pizza and you had to eat everything from the toppings to the crumbs. You had an hour to kill it. Some might think it looks easy but once that grease and dough gets down to your stomach it starts to come back up. It is all fun and games but I rather be the one looking and laughing at you when your puke everywhere. What do you need to prove? That you can eat a whole shitload of food within a period of time? Bragging rights? Envy of your friends? Will this benefit you in life? I say NO to all those questions…