The Breakfast of Champions

The awesomeness of yesteryears. How come brands wont do jumpsuits? I would buy in an instant… Oh and peep the leg hair on the chick, it’s the best part.

- Hentai Fujiwara baby

Dude is sick with it!

-Hentai Fujiwara

This is the origin story to my hatred of Graffitti.

Can someone please make this into a porn scene. I would watch it after a long day of work.

- Hentai Fujiwara

Take a gander…

WTF. AS SEEN IN YOUR DREAMS?! I see your ass. NO HOMO

It’s funnier when people don’t like what we do- so we are recruiting some new members to give you more shit that you’re gonna hate. Stay tuned-or more like DON’T stay tuned

You will be shut down, we were good friends with Orwell.

contact@thebreakfastofchampions.com

if you think you can join.

Text message from Nick (830 am Sunday): “If possible today can u bring a kid his black ftc shirt I left in your car” My reply: “Rad- thanks for hitting me in the morning for that- u can hop a bus if u wana grab it”

Nick is pro at mooching rides and getting new hats and shoes all the time, which he quickly turns to pieces of shit old hats and  shoes. He is pretty nice on the stuntwood, for all of the above and the fact that he is a rad friend, we make you take a second of your life to check out his world. If not for that, he’d be just another t-bagger like you.

Check out the interviews section- from SF to Hollywood: Nick Rodriguez.

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Feels like mucky smucky shitty mitty shit. In other news our theme song is up so TURN off your Itunes and your dubstep and listen to OUR theme song. Better yet play it in your little shop.

- Hentai Fujiwara

My Cousin Nigo and his homie T.E.T decided to throw an event at the Bape shop the other day. They were already tipsy when I got there.

- Hentai Fujiwara