The Breakfast of Champions

Don Mattingly- A True Yankee.. ill hitter before steroids took over. Pure MVP. Now he’s showing Dodgers how to hit.

-Gank Sinatra

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“I didn’t mean to put em on blast!”-CJ

‘Nuff sed.

Lurking thru the realms of the interwebs I came across this mighty fine looking Skyline. Well it was fine until this guy decided to go to his girlfriends house and spent the night fucking her. Only to wake up with his wheels jacked, your high spirits just got crushed pal. I bet it took you 5 months to got those wheels and now there long gone. Probably in a mexican used wheel shop in the ghetto part of the city. Lessoned learn man.

- Hentai Fujiwara

What i Ate Today- SSD represent

-Gank Sinatra

You probably have heard of this place. I didn’t bring any water so I stole everyone else’s, and so we were forced to drink giardia laced mountain spring water that still tasted better than Crystal Geyser.

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In an attempt to bring us up to date with tommorrow’s styles, the good folks at MH blessed us with this lil ditty- Williamsburg Exclusive Limited Quickstrike V-Neck!

Thanks Ray and Pat!

Do you every sleep with a sad song on? Well this Chinese pop singer makes the best sad sappy chinese songs you will ever hear. Even if you dont understand that ching chang chong bullshit. Rainie Yang will make a sunny day into a gloomy day filled with rain and thunderstorm. Cozy up with your loved one and start cutting your wrist. Actually don’t do that we don’t condone any such acts here at THE BOC. haha. In my personal opinion she can sing all her sad songs to me while giving me some head..uh I mean pouring me some hot tea. Thanks Rainie!

- Hentai Fujiwara

So every single fixed gear rider across the nation is wearing cut off skin tight short shorts. I recently went to an event in Vegas in which interbike was in town. All I saw was each rider had the same cut off pants. Pedaling where you could see their penises bulging out. No homo. Better yet I heard a old black lady say, ” Why is yo friends pants so short!’?! HAHAHA

- Hentai Fujiwara

People still line up for shoes? Anyway I notice a trend in camping out. It is getting more high tech now. I wont be surprised if someone brought a heated and cool automatic chair complete with an ice cooler. And when it rains it has a window so you wont get your 1000 dollar Supreme dunks wet and dirty.

- Hentai Fujiwara!

Beans, is that yo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzin?